The Proxy Catcher

Hi!!
As u all know in collg life some words mean very much to us like proxy, bunk, quiz, assignment.....

In collg life we hate most firstly the assignments and than the mroning classes. In collg as the day starts after mid-night so it feels like hell to wake up for morning classes. "Pata nahi subah neend bahut acchi aati hai or bistar se utthne ka bikul man nahi karta" . But in every collg there are some guys which consider attending classes as their religion. " unko kah doon PROXY marne ke liye ". It happens generally that every class get the attendence more than the people actually present in the class and no big deal about that as it happens every where.

That was my economics class held on monday and tuesday morning from 9-10. As in economics class so far i have only understood that of thr is demand in the market the producer has to incerase the supply having all other factors constant and if the factors change than take action to counter-balance the change. In every class mam atleast utter the words "DEMAND" and "SUPPLY" atleast 50 times ( i counted 1 day, " kya karee neend aa rahi thi or neend bhagane ka yahi ek tarika apnaya" lolzzz ). As our mam is gud at her teaching stuff and also frank to us. She sumtimes cracks NV jokes also but in a sarcastic manner. It is a bit fun in her class but " kuch bhi hoon, jab subah class hoti hai toh neend toh aani hi hai ".

Yesterday, in eco class pata nahi population thi hi nahi class mein, only 56 students out of batch of 130. So all were ready for giving a hell lot of proxies. After the class as she starts calling names, it was a big suprise all were present from roll no 65 to 100 ( attendance starts from roll no 65), she was also shocked ( can say from her experssions ). Than as the attendance proccedes she finally came to know all are giving proxies, she make that "Chak De INDIA" guy ( in my previous post ) to count the total number of students in the class. As he said mam it is 56. All the class started crying " Saale, 20-30 badda kar nahi bol sakta tha "..lolzzz

After that mam counted the number of attendance she got. It was shocking that only 4 students were left as she got attendance of 52 students already. In Eco Class we have got 2 sections combined class and the other section attendance has just started and there were atleast 20 guys from that section. As she started taking attendance she was counting simultaneously the number left..
4---3----2----1 and it ends. All the rest were marked as absent and she said than dont ever try to fool me, 2-3 proxies are fine but the whole batch is getting attendance :O
She said " If you are my students let me remind you i am your teacher ". She left the class after this and all the students who got there attendance were laughing at those who came in the morning to attend the class than also they are absent :P :D

So as now all have decided that as mam has deviced the new way of proxy catching we have to also work upon how to get proxies without getting caught again, but seriously it was a bad day for the guys who came in class but didnt get chance to say "Present MaM" lolzzzzzzz