Hiee!! Its me Vaibhav. I want to share a bad day of my life.
Me and 2 of my frds ver in our collg's computer lab. Thr was no net working and all knows labs are much more used for gaming rather than the "Other Suff" :P
So one of my frd along wid me started the Counter-Strike server and started giving Headshots.
And another frd started watching "Chak De INDIA". It was all well and only 3 of us ver njoying the AC of CC along wid the HeadShot mania. :D
Than 2 persons arrived in CC frm nowhere. :O
One of them was our academic Dean and the other was the caretaker of CC. As i sense sumthing is worng my "ALT+F4" get stucked,it was not working :((
Than as Dean saw me and my frd gaming he took out his sniper and gave me and my frd the DragShot ".
And the one watching movie was still unaware of the environmental change going around him.
He was so indulge in the movie and the headphones ver so tightly packed around his ears he became deaf of the surroundings. So after giving "DragShot" to the gr8 CC CS players, he took out his "DEagle" and again a HeadShot to him by banging hard on his head.
All of 3 ver so shocked as it was only first time for us v ver thr playing games and watching movie in CC. Dean cried out so hard at us, ' sahi mein phat gayi thi uss waqt'. He said to the other person who arrived with him to collect our ID cards. :((
The main reason v got when v went out of our lab. All of our junis was standing outside as they wanna work on our system so Dean was here to 'escort' our junis to the lab. :X
Watever now v ver helpless as when Dean caught u in any sort of "Misconduct" (which v feel was not) r rewarded wid a "Week Suspension" frm lab or "Rs. 5000" fine. As both of the options was gonna screw us. So v waited outside our lab for again saying "Sorry"(and other stuff) to Dean. But it was taking so long for him giving speeches to junis abt collg and how they can help collg in growing blah blah blah..
V decided to go out of CC and wait near his car. But as v went out "Sky was goona fall on us". Our IInd Dean of Students Affairs also arrived thr. Now v decided to get ready for receiving a suspension mail nytime. :((
Than one of us said 'kya hoga jayaada se jayadda, hame daategaa. Ek kaan se sunnaa or dusare se likal dena. Agar itne mein ID card vappas mil jaaye toh accha, rather going for a week suspension'. So all of 3 gathered our fading hope and the left out courage and went to the Dean.
This gives a relaxing feeling that both Deans wer not togather. So we went near to him as the first question he asked was "Who r u, and what do u want?". He cant even remember us as it happened just 10 min ago. Than the other man who was with him reminded him abt us that v r the ones was doing gaming and watching movie. Than Dean's temper again went to seventh cloud. We all ver saying "Sorry, v will not repeat this again. This is the first time...". Amongst us was the best argument of the fellow watching 'Chak de INDIA'. He said "Sir, i came to know that its a very patriotic and inspirational movie. I usually didnt watch much of movies but this abt this all around was getting so gudd reviews therefore i was watching it. I m Sorry abt that, but THE MOVIE IS VERY INSPIRATIONAL :P ". Such a nice argument in front of Dean :P So after listening to all ur arguments he said that i cant do anything right now and meet me 2marrow along wid an application. So v all went our way down thinking abt "kal kya hogaa".
After returning to hostel it was a Black Night for all 3 of us. In morning wen v met in class v discussed abt what all arguments v can give to Dean and abt application which 2 of us copied frm Internet :D and the 3rd one from both of us lolzz.. The same day was our quiz in the morning class and i was seriously screwed in the quiz as 'raat bhar toh kuch padda hi nahi or jab class mein quiz dene ke liye baithe tab mam ne mere aas paas ke saare logon ki seat change kar di' It was like giving quiz sitting on a Island :( As the day started so bad for me it rose again a feeling of insecurity 'agar aaj Dean ka mood thik nahi hua toh burri waali lag jaayegii'. After the quiz all 3 of us went to the Admin Block.
Before going to meet the dean we first have to meet his PA and got a "Meeting" fixed with him. But in her office thr was the caretaker so CC was thr which caught us in cc last day. So v asked PA when is sir goona come and v r the lucky guys caught in "MISCONDUCT" and sir called us to meet him today. Than we came to know it was abt a wait of 1.5hrs. So v say to the cc caretaker Soory and stuff..
Plzz sir v dont want to break the decorum of cc and please do sumthing for us. He said ' dekho agar maine pakdda hota toh main kuch jayadda nahi karta, par ab jab sir ne pakdda hai toh accha hai ek baar unsse mil loon, dekho woh kya kahate hai '. Than one of our frd started flirting wid the PA. He said ' sir aap otherwise mat legiyegaa par Chak De INDIA movie baddi acchi hai.
Aap jarror dekhna. Sir plzz aap iss movie ke liye time jarror likaal kar dekhna. ' lolzzzz
So we waited outside sir office for atleast 1.3hrs just thinking 'Yeh kya hoon gaya rama re, jaane kya higa rama re' . After such a long wait we again entered the PA's cabin and ask sir ka aaj aane ka plan hai yaa nahi. She said sir is sitting in his other cabin in CC.
F * * K U...this was the reaction of all of us, as itni der wait karyawaa, pahele nahi bata sakti thi, itni der mein hum kitnaa CS khel lete.
After that we went to the sir's cabin in CC and after a pleading and an : Application submission: he said go collect ur ID cards and this is more that a warning and if anyone of u is caught again than watever be the decision u will have to abide through it. We all nodded to all his words like that v r not going to play in Lab now and goona follow all rules..lolzz
YIPEE!!!
Finally we got our ID cards back and that night only v r wer playing CS in CC again.. :D :D
But all i have to pay for it was just a damn OS quiz ' jo uss din subah tha and v all get screwed up in that, kya karte 15 mein se sirf 3 sawaal hi aate the :D '
Thank God
All end finally well and in our favour :)
2 comments:
aah...
started boasting about it so soon???
thanks for naming me as the 3rd guy!!!
seriously man!!! awesome xperience!
mast waali phatti thi
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